The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

And, less than 24 hours later, I’m back!

I had the rare chance to attend the midnight viewing of Eclipse, so, I braved the crowds of tweens talking marriage to their respective film-related heartthrobs, and the middle-aged, “Team Edward/Jacob” t-shirt wearing, closet cougar-moms and stepped inside.

First of all, as you probably have already picked up from [...]

The Karate Kid

So I had the rare chance to take the whole family on an outing to the movies. The kids voted for the Karate Kid, which is fine in my book, because I was suffering from “remake disappointment syndrome”, having just dealt with Clash of the Titans, and A Nightmare on Elm Street. “So [...]

Guess Who’s Back?!?

…and just when you guys thought I was gone! Well, I’m here to say you will never be rid of me, NEVER! (*insert prolonged evil laugh here*)

First, I’d like to apologize for the lack of movie review awesomeness lately. For reasons I still cannot understand, it turns out I am not rich, [...]