How To Have an Awesome Birthday
Recipe for the coolest birthday weekend ever:
Take 1 week off work, add generous amount of lazy behavior, such as frequent naps and searching for your other shoe…from the couch..for 4 hours.
Next, edit your novel…the world is waiting to read it, after all. 4 chapters a day should do it, making one feel like the queen or king of productivity.
Add tons of online “Happy Birthday” wishes from friends all over the globe (one from a celeb on twitter would have been nice, but hey, famous people are busy, let it go)
Have a wonderful sushi dinner and stargazing with the fam, complete with evil-awesome chocolate cake guaranteed to make your mouth happy and your ass huge. (Schedule plenty of workout time for the following few weeks)
Last but not least, be sure to have an awesome friend who gets you the coolest birthday gift ever: Tickets to the My Chemical Romance concert! (Love you, Katie!)
This recipe guarantees the coolest birthday ever. Follow it to the letter, and you can’t go wrong.
The concert was awesome, Gerard Way was amazing as always and I was in serious danger of drowning in my own drool the whole time he was on stage.
Thank you, friends, close and far, next door and around the world, for making me the best birthday this side of the known universe!
I’ll see you all next year…same bat time…same bat channel.
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