A Taste of My Twitter

I wish my last name was Stryker. That sounds just badass enough that when I order no onions, they will NEVER disobey me again. #NoOnions!!!

A Taste of My Twitter

#BestOfLuck to my buddy Brannon, who shipped out to Afghanistan today. Oops, secret mission…so…Nebraska. Deep in the Nebraskan ocean.

A Taste of My Twitter

#wow, since I’ve been living in the ‘burbs, West Valley got a light rail system & a really classy-looking mall. Now I can get shot in style.