Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood: A guy who looks a hell of a lot like Kerr Smith fighting a guy who looks a hell of a lot like Jason London for the attention of a girl who looks a hell of a lot like Scarlett Johanssen.

Guess Who’s Back?!?

…and just when you guys thought I was gone! Well, I’m here to say you will never be rid of me, NEVER! (*insert prolonged evil laugh here*) First, I’d like to apologize for the lack of movie review awesomeness lately. For reasons I still cannot understand, it turns out I am not rich, and for [...]